Graham.. You must be made of money!!
I used to check in to a "room" in a house in Malate.. It was furnished with one folding bed and one electric fan.
It was 1 meter wide and 3 meters long.. I called it the capsule..
Rent was 50 PHP per month and all my laundry was delivered to this capsule all ironed for 50 Peso a month..
I used to get home about 3-4 O clock in the morning, completely smashed,wake up about 12 Mid day,shave,shower and out for a late breakfast and coffee..
By 2/3.00 I was playing pool and drinking beer and bar hopping by 7.00pm..
If anyone asked where I was staying I`d say "The Hilton".
1000 Quid would last me 6 months easy..If it looked like I was spending too much cash I`d disappear to Bicol for a month.
I`d tell people all this back home and they thought I was full of it!!