Sa sabungan,walang entrans fee ang me dalang panabong...Si Juan pra makalibre,pumasok me dalang inahin.)
Bantay:(sinita si Juan).Ano 'yan?
Juan:(galit pa) Manok!
Bantay:Alam ko...eh,bakit inahin?
Juan:Me fight ang anak nya,,,cyempre MORAL SUPPORT!
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BISAYA:Nars,my back is herts bery mats,can you tek d pein awi?
NURSE:Ok,I'll give you a shot of morphine.
BISAYA:No! Not murpein! Oh my gudniss,I want less pein!
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RUSSIAN:We're first in the outer space!
AMERICAN:We're first in the moon!
PILIPINO:We're first in the sun!
RUSSIAN:You cannot go there,you'll get burn!
PILIPINO:No,we will go at night!
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