PINOY JOWKEs!

[ervenescence]

Sa sabungan,walang entrans fee ang me dalang panabong...Si Juan pra makalibre,pumasok me dalang inahin.)

Bantay:(sinita si Juan).Ano 'yan?

Juan:(galit pa) Manok!

Bantay:Alam ko...eh,bakit inahin?

Juan:Me fight ang anak nya,,,cyempre MORAL SUPPORT!


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BISAYA:Nars,my back is herts bery mats,can you tek d pein awi?

NURSE:Ok,I'll give you a shot of morphine.

BISAYA:No! Not murpein! Oh my gudniss,I want less pein!


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RUSSIAN:We're first in the outer space!

AMERICAN:We're first in the moon!

PILIPINO:We're first in the sun!

RUSSIAN:You cannot go there,you'll get burn!

PILIPINO:No,we will go at night!

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Share your jowkes

[ervenescence]

poohquiao

http://youtube.com/watch?v=g3v1yqvaIB4

as a pinay i found it funny

[fred]

GO ON!! Tell em the one about the Bicol fish sales man and the Tagalog Mosquito net sales man!!..

[ervenescence]

Fred,
I dont know about that one, care to share?

[fred]

Fred,
I dont know about that one, care to share?

Ahhh..
Well I would be happy to share but my translator is asleep right now(Other half) and anyway, I cant remember the Bicol word for "Fish"..
Tell you what..Bukas nalang..!!
It`ll be worth the wait...

[ervenescence]

Sure..no problema

[eljean]

i like the bisaya joke...