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    Men and Women...

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    1. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.

    2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

    5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

    7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

    9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.


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    Haha Too true!


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    Love that graham after 14 weeks of the Mrs being here I certainly realise that but eh would not be without her


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    Ooooh, there's some truths there


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    2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    eehh


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    Very good Graham!


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    Hidden truths in there
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