Hey, Fred.
If you did get the wrong end of the stick - which is the right end?

Is a washer a very short pipe? or is a pipe simply a very thick washer?
If it is ok for a teletubby to have a TV fitted into his belly, and wear nothing all day apart from an aerial stuck to his head - why will children get the wrong idea because he carries a handbag?

Who taught tarzan to swim? and dive? - oh and build rafts and tie knots - if it was the animals - why dont they do it?

Why do Gyms and sports grounds have disabled parking next to the doors?

when was `once upon a time`?