Only in Britain.. Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain.. Do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get theiy prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain.. Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain.. Do banks leave the doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain.. We do leave cars, worth thousands of pounds on the drive, and lock our junk and cheap and old lawnmower in the garage.

Only in Britain.. There are disabled parking spaces in front of a skating rink.