Brokeback Mountain Lady

[Alan]

Gordon - Hope you don't mind me posting this one.



A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching; so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and, upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine; waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her: "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said..........

"if you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!!!"



Al.

[ervenescence]

LOL

Now I have mine a Brokeback joke as well, was sent to me by a friend a while ago.


Brokeback Mountain Sheepherder Joke


A rugged sheepherder from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's
office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not
going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

The sheepherder tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I
do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a
head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off
with a gallon of prune juice."

The sheepherder squares his rugged shoulders and asks "Will that cure me, Doc?".
His doctor says "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of
what your butt is for."



Hehehe

[Mich]

[Pepe n Pilar]

[kimmi]

it really made me laugh...he he he keep it posting prof..