Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post

I even stupidly got engaged (for all of a fortnight! ) to a 41-yr-old when I was 53. Trouble was, her jealous nature impacted on her basic insecurities ... for instance, she repeatedly accused me of fancying some of her considerably younger friends. ... as IF!
Heather, she was called. Now I KNOW the answer to the about the homosexual Highlander who ...

... preferred peat to heather!