Here is another English lesson from The Teach.

This one is for Lexophiles (Lovers of words)

A bicycle cannot stand alone - it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road - poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you could get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France - result - Linoleum Blownapart.

A calendar's days are numbered.

Acupuncture - a jab well done.



Al.