Another hair transplant for Fat Boy

[Dedworth]

Manchester United's wantaway ace Rooney pleads for more time up top as he goes for hair transplant operation No 2... and it lasts NINE HOURS

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...#ixzz2VngZ1Bvl

I don't know why he doesn't just ask for his money back as it's obviously not working

[joebloggs]

who cares dedworth, it's his money
you dont want me to go on about wasting money do you... TORRES

[Dedworth]

who cares dedworth, it's his money
you dont want me to go on about wasting money do you... TORRES

Torres will be on his way shortly Joe, I see there's not enough in the United coffers to bring back Ronaldo and understand they're budgeting for UEFA league 2014/15

[grahamw48]

Torres will be on his way shortly Joe, I see there's not enough in the United coffers to bring back Ronaldo and understand they're budgeting for UEFA league 2014/15

While we're on the subject:

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[Terpe]

Good stuff that Graham

[Dedworth]

Good stuff that Graham

I thought it might have been a broken bootlace - I always remember my Dad saying it was "time for the man with the magic sponge"

[Arthur Little]

... methinks a celebrity like Wayne Rooney - reputed to have a predilection for "spreading 'it' around" with an ALTOGETHER separate part of his anatomy - would've fared better arranging for a brain transplant ...

[Arthur Little]

... methinks a celebrity like Wayne Rooney - reputed to have a predilection for "spreading 'it' around" with an ALTOGETHER separate part of his anatomy - would've fared better arranging for a brain transplant ...

... ... bypassing the ball(s), of course, > ... as being his MAIN focus!

[grahamw48]

Well, I grant you Arthur, the bloke is a bit of a cock.

[Arthur Little]

Well, I grant you Arthur, the bloke is a bit of a cock.

, Graham ... you're a poet, also, I notice! Literally speaking, the bloke's renowned for achieving more than a few "cockups".

There again ... we're maybe being too hard on him.

[grahamw48]

Enough of the compliments Arthur....you'll have me swelling with pride.

[Arthur Little]

...you'll have me swelling with pride.

No need for false modesty ... I'm sure you've plenty to feel proud about, Graham!

[grahamw48]

Tis true Arthur.

Every morning when I wake up, I feel proud to have kept myself alive for another day.