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    Man sues doctor after 8 month erection

    Man sues doctor after surgery leaves him with eight-month erection

    Daniel Metzgar, 44, had the surgical procedure in 2009 but claims it was botched in a medical malpractice lawsuit
    Everyday chores - such as riding in his motorbike or collecting his newspaper - became a problem because he was 'stuck in this position'


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz2W27bEuPb

    No complaints from his wife


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    poor guy it was hard on him


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    All he had to do was think of Theresa May...........soon would have disappeared


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iani View Post
    All he had to do was think of Theresa May...........soon would have disappeared



    Sadly it's been a long time since I had the same problem, but ...

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    It was always handy having somewhere to hang your towel.


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    When he gets to my age, if anything like me they will be a memory, the use it or lose it rule applies I think Mick


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post

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    ... 'tis evidently "hard" on some ... !


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post


    "Stretching the point" even further ... couldn't this guy be mistaken for actor, William Roach (Corrie's Ken Barlow)?

    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    It was always handy having somewhere to hang your towel.
    Mind you ... ... at his advanced age, the time's come
    for our Ken to "throw-in" the towel!


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    It's that American actor....forgotten his name now...and the movie.


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    Had a fight with an erection this morning.

    I beat it single handedly.


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    Listening to the 'Today' programme tends to keep my hormones subdued.


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    A scrotum the size of a volleyball


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    It's that *American actor....
    ... REALLY, Graham? Couldn't have told you that!

    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    ....forgotten his name now...and the movie.
    Ah ... not to worry. Wouldn't have known either. Nor the name of his actress co~star but ...



    ... I CAN foretell - from the way she's glancing at the bloke's protruding "tackle" - what the "climax's" gonna be, viz:-

    One *Yank and his trousers are down ...

    ... before he's "blown" to kingdom "cum"!


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    Jury finds no negligence in trial over man's 8-month erection

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/...ghNews&rpc=401
    http://www.filipinouk.com/forum/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=870&dateline=1270312908


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    Sorry, wouldn't want an erection for more than my daily half hour!


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    No chance there was a "well hung" jury.


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    Went to an erection endurance competition last week


    I won, but the competition was pretty stiff


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    I was ejected for using the wrong entrance.


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    I was ejected for using the wrong entrance.
    that got you in the shiit


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    I Have A Stiff Shaft. My Tip Penetrates. I Come With A Quiver. What Am I?

    An Arrow of course


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    Long and thin. Covered in skin. Red in parts and stuck in tarts.

    Rhubarb obviously....


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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekee View Post
    Long and thin. Covered in skin. Red in parts and stuck in tarts.

    Rhubarb obviously....
    Haha. Thought you were in Cebu or have you found an internet caff?


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    Jury finds no negligence in trial over man's 8-month erection

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/...ghNews&rpc=401
    There was no hard evidence


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