You can't be as old as I am without waking up in the morning with surprised look in your eyes and huge grin from ear-to-ear.

Wow I'm still here.

I'm still completely amazed that I survived all the crazy stunts, the booze, the smoking, the fast cars, the women and the career.

Thanks mainly to my wife.

22. The older I get, the older old gets

23. Exercise daily. Eat wisely. Die anyway