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    Smile Tips On How To Stay Young...Like Me!

    1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
    This includes age, weight and height. Let the
    doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."

    2. Keep only cheerful friends.
    The grouches pull you down.

    3. Keep learning.
    Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
    whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind
    is the devil's workshop."
    And the devil's name is
    Alzheimer's.

    4. Enjoy the simple things.

    5. Laugh
    often, long and loud. Laugh
    until you gasp for breath.

    6. The tears happen.
    Endure, grieve, and move on.
    The only person, who is with
    us our entire life, is ourselves.
    Be ALIVE while you are alive.

    7. Surround yourself with what you love ,
    whether it's family, pets, keepsakes,
    music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
    Your home is your refuge.

    8. Cherish your health:
    If it is good, preserve it.
    If it is unstable, improve it.
    If it is beyond what you can
    improve, get help.
    :sport-smiley-003:
    9. Don't take guilt trips.
    Take a trip to the mall,
    even to the next county;
    to a foreign country but
    NOT to where the guilt is.

    10. Tell the people you
    love that you love them ,
    at every opportunity.


    AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
    Life is not measured by the
    number of breaths we take,
    but
    by the moments that
    take our breath away.


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    Nice thread!

    Can I add?

    Brothers, say 'no!!' to that 15th beer. Move onto Scotch instead.

    Al.


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    And always remember - you are as old as the person you feel!
    So ladies - get a younger man


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    pamper yourself sometimes.


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    10. Tell the people you
    love that you love them ,
    at every opportunity.


    I did!!!!


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    !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maria_2300 View Post
    I did!!!!
    Thanks.............
    Keith - Administrator


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    And

    11. Lie about your age.
    There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.


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    number 12. don't cry if your husband is tactless. you are feeling bad and crying while he's just watching his favorite show on tv and laughing. no idea that you were hurt with what he said. (hehe.. i've just learned this lesson lately)


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    secret of staying young.....eat nutritious food... have enough sleep and exercise...stay happy... Have an inspiration....and plenty of s.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by ervenescence View Post
    And

    11. Lie about your age.
    It's difficult to lie about age....


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    Quote Originally Posted by itsme_iye View Post
    secret of staying young.....eat nutritious food... have enough sleep and exercise...stay happy... Have an inspiration....and plenty of s.......
    Huh???? and plenty of what itsme_iye? does it mean plenty of SEX?


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    What do you think Charl????


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    Smile

    Scotch????

    Al.


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    Too much Scotch will only make you feel old and look old. Don't forget to wash your face and never sleep with your make up on. I just use my anti wrinkle cream for day and night time For the guys... I couldn't think of any but may I suggest NO alcohol, NO drugs, and NO smoking???
    A winning horse doesn't know why it runs in a race.
    It runs because of the hits of pain.
    Life is a race. God is your rider.
    So if you're in pain,
    then think God wants you to win


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    what no alcohol, thats pushing it to far.


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    Quote Originally Posted by barnsley-mark View Post

    And always remember - you are as old as the person you feel!
    So ladies - get a younger man

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm 49 ... are u sayin' mark
    I should... ohhhh can u recommend somebody????


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    My son's 17 ......start the bidding at £1
    Keith - Administrator


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    Omg

    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    My son's 17 ......start the bidding at £1
    Oh my God! too young for mommy...he he he Lots of maintenance to do... Any other bidders here?

    Thanks anyway for the concern...


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    Quote Originally Posted by charlwill View Post
    Huh???? and plenty of what itsme_iye? does it mean plenty of SEX?

    it's true, just plenty of sex...don't over it coz it cause DEAFNESS


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    Quote Originally Posted by mommyhere View Post
    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm 49 ... are u sayin' mark
    I should... ohhhh can u recommend somebody????
    U mean mommyhere, ur available? that's good...i think i can recommend someone


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    Quote Originally Posted by yhilres View Post
    it's true, just plenty of sex...don't over it coz it cause DEAFNESS
    Causes deafness????:NoNo:


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    Quote Originally Posted by yhilres View Post
    U mean mommyhere, ur available? that's good...i think i can recommend someone
    ohhhh another charitable institution for mommy...
    very much...ha ha ha but no underage huh...and make sure it's for human consumption...
    thanks yhilres...

    Mitch ..another donor here....


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    one more secret for staying looking younger....botox! ew, has anyone of u try it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by yhilres View Post
    it's true, just plenty of sex...don't over it coz it cause DEAFNESS

    I disagree!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by hilda_danao View Post
    number 12. don't cry if your husband is tactless.
    Number 13. Every year on your birthday,count your age backwards, example if you are 30 this year then next year you will be 29.


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    Quote Originally Posted by charlwill View Post
    I disagree!!!!!

    hahahahha


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    I live there now, how comes I still feel like I'm a 100years old?
    The bravest thing that men do is love women--Mort Sahl


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    Oppppppppssss Sorry boss Keith, didn't mean to quote her...
    The bravest thing that men do is love women--Mort Sahl


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    Quote Originally Posted by ervenescence View Post
    And

    11. Lie about your age.
    If you're 40y/o you can say you're only 30y/o but if you're 20y/o you can't say you're only 10y/o........


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