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    New doctor !

    A young doctor had moved out to a small village to replace a doctor who was retiring.
    The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.


    At the first house a woman complains, "I've been feeling a little sick lately."
    The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
    As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman? How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"
    "I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels under the bed. That was what probably was making her sick."
    The younger doctor said "Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house ."


    Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
    "You've probably been doing too much for the Church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
    As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?"
    "I did what you did at the last house.I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the vicar under the bed ."


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    Good one Doc
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    Yet ANOTHER classic, Alan ... once again, your boundless humour assures us that is, indeed, THE best medicine.

    An apple a day, keeps the doctor away,
    Whilst bananas are good for the "ticker"
    But the best laugh yet
    Came, when the doc dropped his stet'
    And there, 'neath the bed, lay the vicar!



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    That tickled me


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post

    An apple a day, keeps the doctor away,
    Whilst bananas are good for the "ticker"
    But the best laugh yet
    Came, when the doc dropped his stet'
    And there, 'neath the bed, lay the vicar!

    Thanks Mick and Peter

    Arthur - all I did was " copy and paste " from another source ! YOUR poem in response was original and brilliant


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    nice one Alan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Alan View Post
    ..Arthur - ...YOUR poem in response was original and brilliant
    Totally agree with that

    Nice work again Arthur


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    good one


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Alan View Post

    Arthur - all I did was " copy and paste " from another source ! YOUR poem in response was original and brilliant
    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    Totally agree with that

    Nice work again Arthur
    Gentlemen ... thank you BOTH, for your kind comments which, as always, are very much appreciated.


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