Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
Ode to a Mobile Phone

Roamin' in the gloamin'
Wi' a mobile in your hand,
Roamin' in the gloamin'
All alone ... and in 'The Strand'.
... When the light is dim
And you're lookin' for a "Sim",
O' it's lonely
Roamin' in the gloamin'


With profound apologies to the late, great Scots:- Sirs Alexander Graham Bell and Harry Lauder, respectively. May they rest in peace.
Very good Arthur

Much better than the version that was sung at Celtic Park and Easter road on Saturday afternoons.