Things you put into food to spoil it

[stevewool]

well having just finished work and opening the door to the house and what a beautiful smell awaited me, chicken and all sorts being fried yum yum yum i throught,
So upstairs i went to change and came down stairs and to my horror what a smell, i just could not get the smell out of my nose,FISH SAUCE,,i have refused to eat it but who knows what will happen, smells like my socks after wearing them for days, utter stink

[Ako Si Jamie]

So did you eat it in the end?

[fred]

Patis and calamansi is a truly GREAT dip!!
Whats wrong with you Steve?
Get it down ya!!

[Arthur Little]

FISH SAUCE

... but with Steve ... I couldn't "hack it" either.

[Steve.r]

... but with Steve ... I couldn't "hack it" either.

Oh Arthur, you missed that pun...... I couldn't 'Hake' it either

[stevewool]

Oh Arthur, you missed that pun...... I couldn't 'Hake' it either

thats a first

[Iani]

You wouldn't want to live in Thailand then They add it to everything.

Number one thing to add to food to ruin it though surely is currants. Why spoil a cake by adding these vile inventions, and memories of having that muck forced down me in school by teachers.
No coincidence they look like rat droppings or dead flies when cooked - both would be more appetising.

Oh and a special mention to anyone evil enough to add FRUIT to curries. That should be a capital offence, there is nothing worse than finding a piece of apple or sultana in a curry.

[stevewool]

So did you eat it in the end?

yes i did and it was nice too

[Doc Alan]

Oh Arthur, you missed that pun...... I couldn't 'Hake' it either

Let's not be " shellfish " - it must have been the " sole " time Arthur missed his chance ... maybe he thought it was the wrong " plaice " for puns and didn't want to " mussel " in .

Emma must have been glad you " cod " eat and enjoy your meal, Steve

( I'm starting to " flounder " so I'll " clam " up now ! )

[Arthur Little]

Oh Arthur, you missed that pun...... I couldn't 'Hake' it either

Let's not be " shellfish " - it must have been the " sole " time Arthur missed his chance ... maybe he thought it was the wrong " plaice " for puns and didn't want to " mussel " in .

Emma must have been glad you " cod " eat and enjoy your meal, Steve

( I'm starting to " flounder " so I'll " clam " up now ! )

... well done, guys ... I see you've had a whale of a time making up for my earlier omissions.

[Arthur Little]

... I see you've had a whale of a time making up for my earlier omissions.

.......................................... ... seems after you'd shaken up my post, Steve.r ... so had dock!

[SimonH]

... well done, guys ... I see you've had a whale of a time making up for my earlier omissions.

Why did you have to shout 'whale'

Do you think we're all a bit hard of herring

[Arthur Little]

Why did you have to shout 'whale'

Do you think we're all a bit hard of herring

... ...herring in my case IS a bit suspect. But we can ALL seafood!

[Doc Alan]

Holy Mackerel ... there's something fishy about this thread ... are members still trawling for puns ?

[Arthur Little]

Hmm ... ... I'll bet when stevewool first posted this thread, he couldn't have figured we'd all "make a meal" of it!

[Ako Si Jamie]

That's what happens Arthur when you post stuff on the net. I think Steve made a rod for his own back with this one.

[grahamw48]

Hmm...joining in at the tail end, it seems like I've only been left with the bare bones.

[Michael Parnham]

Hmm...joining in at the tail end, it seems like I've only been left with the bare bones.

Just as well Graham or you would have taken the BAIT

[grahamw48]

Haha...got me hook line and sinker there.

.

[fred]

look.. Stop keep carping on about fish.
Its wearing quite fin already.
OK????
Sorry if Im coming across as a bit tenchuous..
Just hope it doesn't put us at cross porpoises.

[Steve.r]

I am starting to flounder at finding the next joke.

[stevewool]

hold on you lot, you are talking a load of POLLOCKS and i am begining to feel like SALMON rushdie, every one out to get me, just remember i am just a small MINO in this pond so keep it up i can take lots of STICKLE(my)BACK is big enough to HAKE all this

[Doc Alan]

Hope this thread hasn't made anyone eel - we don't want it to " bangus " in hospital Still, plenty more fish in the sea Saw a lone shark yesterday Haven't caught crabs recently .

[Steve.r]

Thank goodness today is Fryday!!!!

[grahamw48]

Some of you lot need to go back to school, but we have managed to pack em in like Sardines...practically off the scale.

...Meanwhile, I'm off fishing near the Scarborough Shoals...catch you later. Maybe we can hook up .

[fred]

Some of you lot need to go back to school...or are those spelling mistakes on Porpoise ?

Sorry.. I just couldn't Kelp myself.

[grahamw48]

I edited that out because you'd already used it. Caught !

[Doc Alan]

Good to know all members are in " tuna " here ... can't be many fish left ... how about monk fish ? ( after that almost " nun " ) .

[SimonH]

I'm just going to sit on my Perch and watch you lot dig yourselves deeper into the T(r)ench

[Steve.r]

You do realise that it is only the men having fun in this thread, I am just waiting for some old 'trout' to 'cast' in.