You can always write letters (I mean old fashioned writing) on about 30 sheets of paper (each of you), waffle on about any old crap, and date each of them with a 4 day spread, backdated

This is the problem with today's lot, it's all electronic, no hard paperwork. Me & the missus had over 200 written letters each, loads of photos, birthday,xmas,special, card etc...... The file we handed in was around 1.5" thick :o