A Manc walks into a bar dressed up in his new Manc Vodafone effort and orders a drink before noticing a picture of Bill Shankly on the wall.
He was just about to leave when the barman says: "Where do you think you're going?"
The Manc replies: "I'm sorry, I just noticed Bill Shankly there and I think I'd better leave,"
The barman says: "No no no. It's too late for that. You've got to roll the dice Pal,"
The Manc looks puzzled and says: "Roll the dice?"
The Barman replies: "Yeh. If you roll between 1 and 5 we kick the crap out of you,"
The Manc says: "What if I roll a 6?"
The barman replies: "You get another go."
