FACT: did you know that those people who laugh with "hehe" loves sex and people who laugh with "haha" are intelligent?

..wala lang, just to let you know. hehe...

Ay, haha pala!



A chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar...

Spielberg hit the chinese...

Chinese: why you hit me?

Spielberg: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor , my father died there.

Chinese: but I am chinese not Japanese, stupid!

Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same!

.. chinese punched Spielberg

Spielberg: why you hit me too?

Chinese: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.

Spielberg: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool!

Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!


American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:

American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!

Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul..


A Husband came home 4AM and saw his wife in bed with another man

His wife shouted at him,

"Where have you been?"

Husband: "Who is that man?!?"

Wife: "Grabe ka! Dont change the topic!!"


Pedro bumps a foreigner
Pedro: ay sori
Foreigner: sorry too
Pedro: sori 3
Foreigner: what are you sorry for?
Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: i think you are sick!
Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw, seven sunod!




Women are physically stronger than men...

Why?

Because women can carry two mountains at a time!

while men can carry only two eggs...

Take Note!

with the help of a bird pa!


4 kinds of "Utot"

1. Long but Harmless

2. Loud and Proud

3. Silent but Violent

4. Wet and Wild


Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?"

Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"