A few years back I was in a pub chatting with an older lady at the bar.
She asked if I wanted to go home with her. I politely declined, as she was at least 60.
She asked if I had ever been with a mother and daughter, and if I was interested?
Sounded promising, so I went to her house and as we walked in the door she yelled up the stairs ...
"Mam, get up and put yer teeth in, we've got company!"
Well tickled
Brilliant!
I hope you didn`t ask her mother if she sucked eggs!!
Not many people like those 100 year old eggs
A lot of Filipino women love a good suck on a century egg.Originally Posted by Terpe
Not many people like those 100 year old eggs
Ive seen em!
Roll on 2050
Well, if I add the ages of mine together ?
-=rayna.keith=-
...When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible...
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