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    Smile Two Old Ladies

    Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

    Maude: What in the hell is that?

    Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

    Maude: Where did you get it?

    Mabel! : You can get them at any chemists.

    The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local chemists and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

    The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

    "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

    The pharmacist fainted.

    Al.


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    very funny!!!
    The bravest thing that men do is love women--Mort Sahl


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    ha ha ha ha..really funny!!

    hi Ate Gracia, I am glad that everything is fine with u now..God Bless..


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    I'm going to search camel image..didn't see yet.....


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    A camel it is the animal that has a humps on its back..


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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmi View Post
    A camel it is the animal that has a humps on its back..
    unlike a scouser who is an animal who humps his best friend when their a sleep

    oh .........


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    One that fits on a Camel????


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    Did anyone finds that can fit for a camel???


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