Maybe if you lived in Manila/Makati things would be better for you
Less dogs - less bugs - better medical care - western food - better security - English speakers
Most decent supermarkets stock a lot of western food but maybe not in the province
Most of what you have stated is enough to put me off living in some province
Constant barking dogs annoys me and it would only be a matter of time for me to fall out with the neighbours over their dog disturbing my relaxation
As for food bread can be purchased in most stores along with eggs and bacon
Buy some bread and invest in a new toaster
Surely your gf wont mind making you a sandwhich every now and then
The UK has been taken over by eastern Europeans anyway so look forward to that on your return