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    After 20 years of marriage.

    After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

    It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
    He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her assets, stopping just over her lower stomach.

    He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv.

    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

    He said, 'I found the remote'.


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    That tickled me for sure.
    I like it when the punchline isn't what I'm expecting.


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    Brilliant!


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    Maybe she should have replied, yes but I've hidden the batteries


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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonH View Post
    Maybe she should have replied, yes but I've hidden the batteries
    I can imagine in what.


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