Illegal workers found at Surrey restaurant

[Arthur Little]

A Rude Awakening In Woking

"Surrey With The Fringe ...
... on Top" (Oklahoma)


There once was a restaurant down in leafy Surrey
Whose owners thought they'd no need to worry
Where they served up takeaway curry
With the rice ...
... on top

Illegals caught at this restaurant in Surrey,
Found themselves with no time left to scurry
Placed its owners in a terrible flurry
Facing imminent closure, with
A great BIG fine ...
... on top!

[Terpe]

There once was a restaurant down in leafy Surrey
Whose owners thought they'd no need to worry
Where they served up takeaway curry
With the rice ...
... on top

Illegals caught at this restaurant in Surrey,
Found themselves with no time left to scurry
Placed its owners in a terrible flurry
Facing imminent closure, with
A great BIG fine ...
... on top!