Angus man diagnosed with chronic lateness

[jake]

I read that article in yesterday's 'Courier' Jake. Thanks for posting it here.

... one thing's for sure ... he'll most definitely be "late" for
his own funeral!

By the look of him he will probably be "early" for his own funeral

[Arthur Little]

By the look of him he will probably be "early" for his own funeral

Aye, ... he's a bit BLOATED around the chops.

[jake]

Aye ... he's a bit BLOATED around the chops.