Shivery September

[lordna]

... tourists would be well~advised to stay away from Scotland if planning a trip this weekend. It's bloomin' and "blowing a gale" up here!!

I take it you won't be wearing a kilt then Arthur?

[Arthur Little]

I take it you won't be wearing a kilt then Arthur?

... I have only actually ever donned a kilt on three occasions in total, i.e., for the weddings of immediate relatives. And each time, the complete ensemble was hired.

[mickcant]

... I have only actually ever donned a kilt on three occasions in total, i.e., for the weddings of immediate relatives. And each time, the complete ensemble was hired.

So are you really not a true Scot then Arthur
Mick.

[Arthur Little]

So are you really not a true Scot then Arthur
Mick.

Nah, Mick ... 'fraid it's gettin' ower late in the year noo for that caper!