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[gracia143]

Well, as far as I can make one of them out...

"Joe is a nice enough bloke, pity about his small penis, but his wife loves him anyway"....

Is it? I never knew you're not good at translating Dom but anyway that made me squirm a bit. I know Joe won't take it as an insult.

Howdy Joe! Just that women are always speaking in tongues, it would be so hard decoding if you're a guy. See? Even Dom didn't get it and to think he's good at languages, right?

Kimmi, see ya tomorrow text me na lang wait kita dito malapit lang ang VFS sa akin.

[aromulus]

Is it? I never knew you're not good at translating Dom but anyway that made me squirm a bit. I know Joe won't take it as an insult.

Howdy Joe! Just that women are always speaking in tongues, it would be so hard decoding if you're a guy. See? Even Dom didn't get it and to think he's good at languages, right?

Kimmi, see ya tomorrow text me na lang wait kita dito malapit lang ang VFS sa akin.

Poetic licence...

And a pathetic attempt at humour...

[joebloggs]

Poetic licence...

And a pathetic attempt at humour...

i'll forgive the Italian humor , after 30 years of been in the UK you would have thought he would have learnt english, judging by his translation skills he hasn't, maybe he should do the 'life in the uk' test

( i think hes trying to impress his wife, by saying everyone else has a smaller willie than him )

[gracia143]

I know you were trying to be humorous Dom, no problemo, but anyway Joe, maybe he still hasn't gotten over with the aftermath of Jet's arrival. It's just that I couldn't sometimes get on with Italian humour.