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    Morning sex...

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T'-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


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    Excellent!


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    Eggcellent


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    What do I think??
    A bit like the egg timer.... Dodgy!


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    Very clever!


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    But............but.........eggs need 4 minutes. He'd have to do it twice surely?



    Hang on


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    ha ha ha ha ha --very good--just got to borrow it


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    Depends whether you want it soft or hard I suppose.


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    I wonder if there'd be time to dip some toasted soldiers


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    Nice..I like that Graham


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    A good start to the morning
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    love it


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    I wonder if there'd be time to dip some toasted soldiers
    Don't you mean Phallic symbols!


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