Naked man caught 'having sex' with Land Rover - Telegraph

[Dedworth]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...and-Rover.html

He should have gone to Spec Savers - mistaking a Land Rover for a sheep

[Terpe]

Perhaps he was buffing up the paintwork

[Terpe]

Or hoping for whip-lashes

[Terpe]

I've always found a nice leather steering wheel to be a real turn-on

I'll stop now.......it's gets addictive

[SimonH]

I've always found a nice leather steering wheel to be a real turn-on

I'll stop now.......it's gets addictive

Wait till you get one with a heated leather steering wheel

[Arthur Little]

"leg over" > ... with a land rover?

... wouldn't be 'jeep'!

[Terpe]

It seems he'd been mixing cheap counterfeitt brake fluid with alcohol and just couldn't stop himself

[Pete/London]

I drive a BMW and other drivers must get turned on by the car as they are always make these signals or

[gWaPito]

Give the guy due..he was practicing safe sex...At least he won't be waking up with a dose of the Chris Rea's

[Terpe]

Safe yes, but now he's permanently exhausted

[Arthur Little]

Cue: ... 'Birdie Song' ...

... "chirpy, chirpy ...

... jeep, jeep" ... !