I'm all in favour of integration and tolerance.

That is why next time there is a proposal for building a new mosque, I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy, " and the other a topless bar called, "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specialises in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant called, "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called, "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window, modelling the goods

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be an off-licence called, "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the very same tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.

Yes, we should promote tolerance and integration.