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    Smile Trip to the Phils. - Part 1

    Hi everyone,

    Arrived saely in Cebu at 10.00 pm. Saturday night.

    Very good trip to Hong Kong despite it being with British Aiways. Only downside was I was sitting with a Belgian and an Austrian (Hear the one about the Englishman, Belgian and Austrian?) They kept trying to outdo each other - the Belgian speaking German and vise-versa. I just sat there watching movies - but at one point they remarked on 'How quiet the Englishman was' I therefore got up and said to the Austrian - in German - 'Excuse me sir I am going to the bog to puke' Then - as I passed the Belgian I said to him in French 'our German isn't up to much is it?'
    Lovely to wind up Nerds like that! Really cheered me up!

    H.K. to Manila was the usual immaculate Cathay Pacific service.
    Had to wait in Manila a few hours before catching one of Cebu Pacific's beautiful airbuses to Cebu.
    What a pity CP's ground staff aren't as good as their in flight staff.
    Spotty nerk at the check-in told me I had excess baggage. I didn't 'cos I checked in UK. He told me 120 pesos - went to pay and then found it was 136 pesos. That's bloody 2,350,000% inflation per annum by my reckoning.

    Touched down in Cebu at 9.40 pm. and met Hanna!!!!!

    We are staying in Cebu City for a few days - then going to Dumaguete on Friday and then - who knows?

    Writing this from a cafe at Ayala Mall at the mo. Anyone around? My cellphone number is:
    (Keith - am I disguising this enough?)

    It starts with a 0 followed by a 9 - then put in 205. Have a rest then do a 9 and a 7. Make a cuppa, come back and try 5 and a zero then a nine and finish with a 2.

    God bless you all,

    Al ( AND HANNA!! YEAH!!!!!)


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    i've seen that number written in the toilets at Ninoy Aquino International Airport
    saying give the number a call and ask for ALICE for a good time

    , i was going to call it next time i was there, but now i know its you, maybe i'll pass on it

    have a great hol Alan


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    The wife would have made them weigh the luggage in front of her before removing testicles with a blunt object
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    Keith - will you stop mentioning wife and testicles in same sentence! - brings back too many memories


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    See.....Even Mark can't stop dreaming about me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by barnsley-mark View Post

    Keith - will you stop mentioning wife and testicles in same sentence! - brings back too many memories
    Life changing experience, huh...???


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    Hi ya Dom,
    It keeps people reading and guessing eh?
    You have too good a memory too!
    Dont worry, it isnt playing on my mind or anything - i am just having some fun! - honest


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