Esam Amin, he did fight
Against the heartless Tories,
Claiming that he had a right
With lots of hard luck stories
To stay in Britain, but ... alas
Harper, he could not deceive;
The lies he told, they were so crass
That he's been asked to leave

Five times already he has tried
Five times now he has failed
"Please don't ship me out", he cried
"I'd much prefer being jailed!"
But Harper has made up his mind
Says he ... ..."Iraq's your destination
Our prisons here are far too kind,
While you're an infestation!"