Quote Originally Posted by bigmarco View Post
It has to be said there are some classy birds out there
Came into Hampstead Station a few Saturdays ago and there was a slapper with her dress up, knickers down having a at the end of the platform.
Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
Did you give her a blast on the horn Marco ?
Possibly the had rendered her so ed - not to mention "horny" - she then farted > < so loudly that some of her rather less~inebriated cronies felt the urge to slap 'er instead ... in their attempts to sober her up and bring her to her senses.