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    his woman, wife and prostitute ^_^

    A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.


    bottomline ^_^

    A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

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    Oh dear...what's up Moy ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    Oh dear...what's up Moy ?

    oh dear ive just found the site and copy paste it
    A place for everything, everything in its place.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moy View Post
    A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
    Sounds good to me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by andy222 View Post
    Sounds good to me.
    you sounds a typical husband indeed
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    . Thanks moy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by andy222 View Post
    . Thanks moy.
    cherioooooo...of course as i know the feelin
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    The wife should make the husband happy to come home, and husband should make the wife sorry to see him leave.

    Can't remember who said it just now........


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    The wife should make the husband happy to come home, and husband should make the wife sorry to see him leave.

    Can't remember who said it just now........
    in one word my friend A good husband makes a good wife.
    A place for everything, everything in its place.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    The wife should make the husband happy to come home, and husband should make the wife sorry to see him leave.

    Can't remember who said it just now........
    Its works both ways terpe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by andy222 View Post
    Its works both ways terpe.
    or


    If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
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    i love to come home to see the biggest most beautiful smile, and its there waiting to greet me


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    Quote Originally Posted by andy222 View Post
    Its works both ways terpe.
    Yes it does Andy


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    When a woman enters middle age, it gives men a pause


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    Why do women have such small feet ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Why do women have such small feet ?
    a old friend of mine ,his wife took size 10, a right beast she was


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Why do women have such small feet ?
    and why asked this question too


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    So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.


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    Secrets to a Happy Marriage
    1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
    2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
    3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
    and MOST important...
    4. It is important that these three women never meet.


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    We're going to be in trouble...


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    My First wife said that I put football before our marriage.

    I don't know why we were together for 20 seasons


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    One for the ladies...

    Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?

    A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moy View Post
    you sounds a typical husband indeed
    At least you know where you stand with a prostitute

    That's what my grandmother use to say.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moy View Post
    in one word my friend A good husband makes a good wife.
    I count 7 words Moy . ..anyway. ..to have that you both got to have goodness already installed


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    Sex is the price women pay for marriage
    Marriage is the price men pay for sex
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    Why buy a book when you can go to the library ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Why buy a book when you can go to the library ?
    paghilom graham yahyah ka ra lolz
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    I heard it was 'a happy wife led to a happy life'.


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