Deportation Of A Demon Barber

Yesterday, the 'Sweeney' swooped
When he was "on his tod",
Seems he thought he'd officials duped
With his "bare~faced" fraud

Many's the "close shave" he'd enjoyed
While using his cut~throat razors,
'til Regan & Carter were employed
As Govern~ment trail blazers

Now these two guys were very quick ...
... their eyes ... were like an eagle's
By spotting him ... they soon did "nick"
One more of UK's illegals.

But, of course ... ... you understand
Our Government has no clout
To put offenders on a plane ... and
Promptly ship 'em out!

Ah ... the excuses politicians use
While looking for time they can borrow,
How much better if they could jalouse
"Hair today ... gone tomorrrow"!