I'm tempted to fly with China Southern despite the awful reviews , because it sounds like an adventure, and I'm not in a rush...and I'm happy to sleep in the bogs with my packup and bottle of water (which sounds more comfortable than some other passengers have experienced ).

Reviewers moaning about the wine and food...not bothered. Don't drink alcohol on planes anyway. Food HAS to be better than my cooking.

Cabin staff rude and don't speak English...will be like shopping in Tesco. No problem.

Flight delays....not too bothered, as it breaks the journey.

Cheap as chips. Under £500.