It once was true, that when in Crewe
Searching for a 3 course lunch
That 'Happy Days' - 'twas the place
Where you could sit 'n' munch.

All very fine ... there you could dine
With a like a Cheshire cat,
'til unannounced - Crimestoppers pounced,
And that - one might say - was that ...

Put on the spot when they were caught,
No lo~nger a happy bunch
Seems the fat they chewed, got 'em screwed
And that ... ... my friends is the CRUNCH!