I daren't count my wife's shoes.....way too scary.

Just the other day she suggested I go look at the mens shoes while she checks out the ladies.....................I said nah, I've got a pair of shoes.....she said why don't you ever wear them instead of those trainers...........I said, because you never take take me out anywhere ............True story.

Last week I was asked to go into the garage and find her plastic storage 'boxes' of winter boots. I found all 4 boxes
Gawd knows how many pairs....