The dead cat strategy: How Tories hope to win the next election

[Arthur Little]

Excellent Arthur,

You missed your true calling Arthur. lol.

Thanks chaps. Strangely, I once answered an ad for a job as a 'Verse Writer' with Messrs Valentine's of Dundee, the well~known Greetings Card manufacturers ... then withdrew my application at the interview, for fear I'd eventually "dry up"!