We are talking about a small minority here though, let's not do a UK press and make it look like everyone.

Did you know according to BBC stats they're are at least 4 peado's in our little village? They get stats so wrong on numerous occasions, they are now a joke channel.

Anyway, go into any night club in the UK 7 nights a week, and you get to go home with a different girl every time. Prostitutes? Nope....just slapper!! ...This weeks special offer: "Free dose with every poke"