Man 'Shoved Fire Extinguisher Hose Up Bottom' In Hotel Hall

[Dedworth]

A man has walked free from court after being caught masturbating with the hose from a fire extinguisher up his bottom in the halls of a central London hotel.

Joseph Small emerged naked from a cupboard of the Leicester Square Premier Inn on October 31.

The 20 year old, from Sheffield, also urinated on the carpet and a lift door and - according to the Metro - told a Bangladeshi member of staff "This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda - go back to Pakistan."

At one point he had to be escorted down to reception wrapped in a towel by a member of staff, where he urinated in front of tourists in the lobby.

The police were eventually called.

Small admitted criminal damage, racially aggravated harassment and outraging public decency.

'I'm truly ashamed of myself," he told the court.

According to Court News UK his curfew was changed so he could still get home.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/man-shoved-fire...tel-hall-82329

[Pete/London]

There`s nowt as queer as folks

Will have to start issuing firemen with antiseptic hand wash and gloves

[Arthur Little]

A man has walked free from court after being caught masturbating with the hose from a fire extinguisher up his bottom in the halls of a central London hotel.

Joseph Small emerged naked from a cupboard of the Leicester Square Premier Inn on October 31.



http://www.lbc.co.uk/man-shoved-fire...tel-hall-82329

... cum now! ... wonder whether such an "experiment" would be classed as being the "bottom line" in the Phils ... where 'Hosea' is the Filipino equivalent of Joseph?

's really true!

[stevewool]

my o my all that arsing about

[gWaPito]

A man has walked free from court after being caught masturbating with the hose from a fire extinguisher up his bottom in the halls of a central London hotel.

Joseph Small emerged naked from a cupboard of the Leicester Square Premier Inn on October 31.

The 20 year old, from Sheffield, also urinated on the carpet and a lift door and - according to the Metro - told a Bangladeshi member of staff "This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda - go back to Pakistan."

At one point he had to be escorted down to reception wrapped in a towel by a member of staff, where he urinated in front of tourists in the lobby.

Takes all sorts to make a world...glad my parents didn't draw a short straw

[grahamw48]

Well, I've heard about guys who have sex with hose.

[KeithD]

I worry about what Dedworth is searching for to find these.

[grahamw48]

Me too.

[SimonH]

I worry about what Dedworth is searching for to find these.

D.I.Y. colonic irrigation

[Dedworth]

[grahamw48]

Come on Dedworth. We're waiting.

[Dedworth]

Come on Dedworth. We're waiting.

I was after the current Roma situation in the North by searching "Filth Sheffield" and it came up with this bloke

[grahamw48]

Haha.

Thank goodness Sheffield is in SOUTH Yorkshire.

[Michael Parnham]

Haha.

Thank goodness Sheffield is in SOUTH Yorkshire.

Don't knock Sheffield Graham!

[grahamw48]

Yes, I know it's uncomfortably close to you Michael.

Actually, I know the place really well, as I've been working in and around there for over 40 years.