Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
A man has walked free from court after being caught masturbating with the hose from a fire extinguisher up his bottom in the halls of a central London hotel.

Joseph Small emerged naked from a cupboard of the Leicester Square Premier Inn on October 31.



http://www.lbc.co.uk/man-shoved-fire...tel-hall-82329

... cum now! ... wonder whether such an "experiment" would be classed as being the "bottom line" in the Phils ... where 'Hosea' is the Filipino equivalent of Joseph?

's really true!