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A man has walked free from court after being caught masturbating with the hose from a fire extinguisher up his bottom in the halls of a central London hotel.

Joseph Small emerged naked from a cupboard of the Leicester Square Premier Inn on October 31.

The 20 year old, from Sheffield, also urinated on the carpet and a lift door and - according to the Metro - told a Bangladeshi member of staff "This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda - go back to Pakistan."

At one point he had to be escorted down to reception wrapped in a towel by a member of staff, where he urinated in front of tourists in the lobby.
Takes all sorts to make a world...glad my parents didn't draw a short straw