Dustmen, of course - like every
other Tom, Dick and Harry
(or even Harriet) in these modern times of equal opportunities - have now been allocated a posh new job designation. They're called ... wait for it ...
'Refuse Collection Officers'.
Quite
appropriate, really

... means they can:
refuse to uplift household rubbish - unless it's
pre-bagged!
Health & Safety, you understand!
