Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Final Farewell

  1. #1
    Respected Member cheekee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    East Sussex
    Posts
    1,454
    Rep Power
    147

    Final Farewell

    Following a funeral service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out of the church when they accidentally bump into a wall. From inside the coffin they hear a faint moan. Opening the lid, they find the woman inside alive! She leaps out, performs a little jig, and lives another ten years before eventually keeling over.

    Once again, a ceremony is conducted, and at the end, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they head toward the doors of the church, the Husband of the deceased leaps to his feet and shouts, "Watch the wall!"


  2. #2
    Trusted Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Pangasinan
    Posts
    25,620
    Rep Power
    150


  3. #3
    Respected Member Michael Parnham's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Nottinghamshire
    Posts
    11,643
    Rep Power
    150
    Nice one!


Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Farewell To One Of My Closest Friends
    By Arthur Little in forum Your Blog
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 15th June 2014, 16:05
  2. Farewell to a martyr to political correctness
    By joebloggs in forum News UK
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 11th February 2012, 11:38
  3. Jacko Farewell
    By KeithD in forum Loose Talk, Chat and Off Topic
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 7th July 2009, 22:48
  4. Farewell, Syd
    By ivor&mel in forum Loose Talk, Chat and Off Topic
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 12th July 2006, 09:49
  5. Finally it's farewell..
    By Eljohno in forum Courting, Relationships & Weddings
    Replies: 42
    Last Post: 9th May 2006, 10:19

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Filipino Forum : Philippine Forum