... Merry Christmas one and all
I hope each member has a ball!
Don't be staying up too late
Lest passes by your gate.
Wrapped up warm in his red cloak,
Dropping off gifts, to lots of folk.
Hence ... I'm sure you'll understand
All must be timed to go as planned!
From Lapland to the Philippines ...
Eight hours later ... in Milton Keynes!!
'tis clear that he's a busy man
... Visiting the homes of every fan.
Whether or ... snow or sleet,
Let nothing spoil your Christmas treat!
'tis the Season to be jolly ,
Free of care and melancholy.
So ... at this time of festive cheer
Which comes around but once a year,
I wish you all ... both near and far,
Merry Christmas - where'er you are!