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GIRL : I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a B@STARD.
PSYCHIATRIST : Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL : Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?

GIRL : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a B@STARD.

GIRL : But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?

GIRL : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a B@STARD.

GIRL : But, he took my cloths off.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?

GIRL : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a B@STARD.

GIRL : But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?

GIRL : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a B@STARD.

GIRL : But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST : The B@STARD