WINDOWS: Please enter your new password:


USER: “cabbage”


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.


USER: “boiled cabbage”


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.


USER: “1 boiled cabbage”


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.


USER: “50bloodyboiledcabbages”


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.


USER: “50BLOODYboiledcabbages”


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.


USER: “50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!”


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.


USER: “ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow”


WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.