I was in the pub with my girlfriend last night when she said, "Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, babe," I replied, stroking her hair. "What is it?"
She said, "Why are you with me?"
I said, "Because I love you."
She said, "I know, but this is the ladies toilets and I'm trying to have a s**t."
Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese.
Called a builder, he was also Chinese.
Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well !
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Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV.
Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?"
"Do what?" asked Mick.
"Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e bends. Day
after day, week after week. No matter if it's oicy, rainin?, snowin?, hailin? .. .. ..
Why would they torture themselves like that?"
"Tis all for the prestige and the money," replied Mick, "You know the winner gets about
a half a million Euros?.
"Yeah, I understand that." said Seamus, "But why do all the others do it?"
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