My doctor is a very attractive lady doctor. She checked my testicles the other month which was so pleasant I thought I'd ask her to check them again for me, but she just told me pull my trousers up and said I shouldn't bother her while she's shopping in Sainsburys.
An American in Philippines picked up a hooker and took her back to his Hotel and very soon they got busy, the girl told American that he was very large and asked why do you have a tattoo with the word 'Little'? and the American replied, wait till I get an erection it says 'Little Rock Arkansas United States of America'!
Hahaha...some gudduns there.
This made me laugh....
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